::: ::; ::: : ::; ::; ;: ::; ;: : : : : ; ::: ;: nizz/ : : : : ; : : : : ; : : : : : : : : : : : ; rtw?s ::: ::; ::: : : ::; :: : : : : : ::: ::: : :: : : : : : : : . ; : : ; : ; ; : : : : : . ; v0.02 ; : ::; : ::; ::; ::; :: : :: : : ; ; ; ; ; :: c3001 WHAT?: Is tha Nizzardz. REPLY TO: Tha Nizzardz is two nizzardz from the perpetual year 3001: Nizforatu and Niztradamuz. They perform the music of the future for the ears of the distant past. WHAT?: Is tha Nizzardz next performance. REPLY TO: Tha Nizzardz perform in your year when tha Nizride takes them there, which is so long ago that they aren't sure what. WHAT?: Is tha Nizride. REPLY TO: Tha Nizride is a combustible-engine time-buster. It has a convertible roof, allowing tha Nizhats to breathe the centuries-old air as it goes breezing past. WHAT?: Is the breezing past. REPLY TO: It is the swift flow of air and, typically, gases. WHAT?: Is tha Nizhats. REPLY TO: Tha Nizhats are the two cardboard hats that the Nizzardz wear. One of the Nizzardz wears a red hat; the other, a green one. The hats have colorful foil star stickers on them. WHAT?: Is the songs that tha Nizzardz perform. REPLY TO: There are several thousand songs that tha Nizzardz perform. A pseudorandom sampling yields the following song titles: "Nizzardz vz. Pizzardz", "Nizztled in the Armz of a Lady", "With My 14,000 Nizzardz", "Nizzardz Employz Your Boyz", "Frontang on Tha Taco Tip", "Tha Porridge", and "Nizzard Cow". You could hear them all if you would just close your eyes and believe. WHAT?: Is NIZZ (C) 3001. REPLY TO: In 3001, (C)/c means that you can basically do whatever you want with something, so long as you're not profiting financially, spiritually or emotionally, and so long as you attribute the doing to the doer. Tha Nizzardz (C) everything they do, so please do not make plans to profit from their doings. You are encouraged, however, to distribute while attributing doers.

